July 22, 2014

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July 21, 2014

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July 21, 2014

ambidexterous:

Fantastic hybrids of menswear and corsetry by Sylvain Nuffer.

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July 21, 2014

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

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July 21, 2014

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

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July 21, 2014

soyonscruels:

It wasn’t a decision that he was making, he knew. It was happening far below the areas of the brain that made decisions. It was something built in. There was no universe, anywhere, where a Sam Vimes would give in on this, because if he did then he wouldn’t be Sam Vimes any more.

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He wanted to go home. He wanted it so much that he trembled at the thought. But if the price of that was selling good men to the night, if the price was filling those graves, if the price was not fighting with every trick he knew… then it was too high.

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Quis custodiet ipsos custodies? Your grace.’

‘I know that one,’ said Vimes. Who watches the watchmen?  Me, Mr Pessimal.’

‘Ah, but who watches you, your grace?’ said the inspector, with a brief smile.

‘I do that too. All the time,’ said Vimes.

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When people are trying to kill you, it means you’re doing something right.  It was a rule Sam had lived by.

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‘Ramkins have never run away from anything’ Sybil declared.

‘Vimeses have run like hell all the time,’ said Vimes, too diplomatic to mention the aforesaid ancestors who came home in pieces. ‘That means you fight where you want to fight.’

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‘Taking a force there now could have far-reaching consequences, Vimes!’

‘Good! You told me to drag them into the light! As far as they’re concerned, I am far-reaching consequences!’

sam ‘no, you move' vimes

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July 21, 2014

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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July 21, 2014

beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

image

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July 21, 2014

greenseer:

A fun thing to do when people accuse you of “thinking people should just have stuff HANDED TO THEM! ! !” Is to just cold be like yes. I absolutely do believe that. I think every single person should have their needs met unconditionally without ever having to prove that they “deserve” it based on arbitrary criteria of usefulness. You got me. Busted.

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July 21, 2014
"The Kafkaesque nightmare begins with a question: “Why is it that you don’t want the faster speed? Help me understand why you don’t want faster internet.” Block responds: “Help me understand why you can’t just disconnect us.” This mind-numbing exchange repeats itself over and over for eight grueling minutes."

Hellish Comcast Call Sets New Standard for Shitty Customer Service (via wilwheaton)

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