a green humanoid with arm swords
a pastel cat dog rabbit thing with ribbons on it
fat, smelly dancer
deoxyribonucleic acid with dlc
"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."
the more i think about mass effect the more i’m unsettled by the special pleading that went into constructing a situation where the genophage is something that players might come down on either side of
the authors chose to make the krogans an extreme threat to galactic peace. sympathetic hyperintelligent character Mordin informs you that the genophage is only intended to curtail this and correct for the massive demographic upheaval caused by the salarians’ original uplifing of the krogan, although this is almost certainly a self-serving version of events that at best ignores the motives of many agents. anyway even granting that, we then have to ask why, if there’s a reasonably benign explanation for the genophage, it was administered in secret, by force. and then maintained in secret and by force for centuries. and unfortunately the game wants us to answer that with “the krogans are too stupid and violent to understand their own best interests”. what the fuck?
krogans aren’t real, the authors wrote them to set up this “moral dilemma”. the way they chose to write them is fucked up.
This gate-keeping bullshit on nerd girls is ridiculous, I am glad she trolled him! Thanks for playing, rando nerd dude, but you clearly don’t deserve to talk to an awesome nerdy girl. GTFO!
(PS, I can name dozens of anime that I’ve seen that aren’t on Netflix or Hulu. Also can name dozens that are less than 24 episodes. Plus, been playing vidya since the Atari 2600. Don’t test people’s nerd cred, it’s shitty behavior.)
could that guy on the left have any more of a punchable face
is it even possible
"Memorizing irrelevant bullshit like number of episodes is a vital part of being a true fan, because goddamn did I have to search a long time to find anything I could claim as a useful skill, and now all I have to do is convince every woman in the world and THEN I shall be popular!”
Luckily I’ve found five subicosatetradecaganol series for him:
5. Legend of the Last Details
One man is pulled into an alternate dimension where the laws of physics have been replaced by advanced knowledge of the production details of recent cartoon series. He must pilot a giant mech to defend the planet by constantly reciting the nationalities of voice actors.
4. Perfect Girl Experiment 404
A coming of age romantic comedy, following the sweet traditional courtship ritual of the man asking increasingly obscure trivia questions to make sure the girl is up to his ultimate (unproven, and untested) standard. But he doesn’t know that she’s a military prototype with a chip in her head - she’s just googling all the answers, and posting everything he says for everyone to laugh at!
3. True Fan Guardian Omega
On a forgotten colony, hordes of shapeshifting aliens are trying to pass through the GamerGate to infiltrate Earth society. Only one hero can stop them!
2. OKCupid! One More Time!
This one’s mainly checking an inbox and sobbing.
1. Cry, Cry, Manbaby-kun!
A young otaku is having trouble dealing with women, until a magical android fairy appears and just keeps punching him until he packs that shit in.
In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.
buddy does not know
i love this dog
Super Mario Galaxy ~ Gusty Garden Galaxy
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
- me:wait how did the monster swallow that chip with that eyeSteven:I don't know how you swallowed with that eyeme:OMG
NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION